Friday, May 13, 2011

Being a Day Walker Type of Vampire Girl

Guest post by Amy Mah

Ok let’s see if I can be of help to out teenage vampire readers, lots of humans get it very wrong with what a vampire can or can’t do, and as I have said many times it is the fault of the film industry and popular TV showing the evil actions of criminals such as Buffy and Blade.

So let’s talk about the dreaded sun light and the fact I am a daywalker…..

Er…..ok so maybe a more of a: ………… Overcast Rainy Day Walker

……………… or Foggy, or Snowing …..look do you get it? Sunlight is a problem ……… If I say I am a day walker it sounds kinda cool ……..but as a overcast or rainy day walker it just sound sad ……………. But Strong sunlight is a problem for any vampire the Undead sort have the worst time as they can burn in strong light, but we living ones also suffer.

Sunlight is deadly to a Turnling/Undead (a human turned into a Vampire) and it is not a pretty sight to see one of our undead maids forgetting the time and stepping out into a nice sunny day…………. Yuck…………

True Full blood living Vampires also find sunlight a problem as all races of Vampire are very sensitive to the UV radiation, and we get very bad radiation burns. Some say our species came from a different world or dimension where the sun was not so dangerous to us, and others say the herbs which give us such long life only grow in darkness, and they make the sun harmful to us.

So if you are a fun loving teenage vampire give up all ideas of wanting to lay out on a beach in a bikini and get a sun tan! ……….

Why bother ………….Nowadays we have 24hr drugstores which stock all sorts of fake tan creams, again only in human fantasy films do we Vampires have to look pale and sickly as we can now have an all over fake tan.

With living Vampire we can go into the daylight if we are very careful, ……………dull overcast days are not a problem ………… the same goes for rain and fog……..but it is always best to take precautions: Always remember what your Mom has told you …………..er………clean underwear just in case you get run over?

No the other things like taking with you 100 percent sun block, anti UV sunglasses, gloves, and a hat.

It depends upon the race of Vampire that you belong to as to how much sunlight you can take.

I'm lucky in that I can take UV radiation better than most Vampires, but I'm still not quite a real daywalker, as even with sun block it still gives me a terrible rash. At least acne only makes you a social leper, and is not terminal like bursting into flames.

Want to know more well then take a look at my website ………..
www.FangsRule.com
……………where you will see more of my helpful stuff along with lots of artwork I have used in my book:

by Amy Mah Vampire
Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire


About Fangs Rule:
The book: FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire …. ISBN: 978187419280 is a young Adult book for anyone between Puberty and Senility as it takes a close up look at life as a female teenage vampire in easy to follow A to Z advice for the reader.

Giving helpful advice such as how to explain to your Mom that as a teenage blood curdling denizen of the night you would like to paint your cave bedroom black without having a shouting match over why you don’t like the way she painted the stalagmites bright pink to go with the large stuffed pink bats hanging from the ceiling.

Everything is explained from how to polish your fangs to fashion tips and ways of climbing across a ceiling wearing a nightdress without showing your underwear.

Fangs Rule is a must for every teenage vampire and from these pages you will see why Amy says “Vampires Don’t Sparkle! …. They Bite!

About the Author:My name is Amy Mah and I am Asian Chinese by looks, I could say that I am oriental looking, but if I do people would think I look like a carpet.

I’m in my 20s with a very strange sense of humor, I look at the world and see how stupid it is and like to point this out, to know what I mean just read my blog:  http://amymahvampire.blogspot.com/

I just love anime and manga and so I have had my own image turned into a manga cartoon which is what you will see in my books.

What else? …….. Well I think faster than I can type ………and I type faster than I can spell.

See more of me and my book visit my website at : www.FangsRule.com

Thank you Amy!!

1 comment:

  1. Thank you for the great blog post. Glad to have you at Mystical Book Blog Tours.

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